West Michigan Whitecaps: Consume 4,800 Calories, Get A T-Shirt*

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Minor League Ballpark, Major League Calories: 4,800 In Burger
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — Well, at least the salsa is low-cal.

The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.

The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt*. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.

The Midwest League team is a Class A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers.

*They are out of XXXL

Source: Associated Press

In Recession, America Revisits The Hamburger

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Burgers flipping their way to the top of the menu
By M.S. Enkoji / McClatchy Newspapers
Monday, October 26, 2009 -

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — When you belly up to that white tablecloth awash in candlelight and that tuxedoed waiter asks for your order, chances are good these days you’ll say, "the burger, please."

The humble hamburger dominates the dining industry at fast-food counters where it was always king, but more notably, the American staple is becoming a fixture in the lofty confines of fine dining alongside heirloom tomatoes and foie gras.

Universal in appeal and relatively easy on the wallet, the burger is proving to be the quintessential recession offering from burger-flippers and celebrated chefs alike.

When the Cosmo Cafe opened last year in downtown Sacramento, there was no doubt that a burger would be on the menu, said Callista Wengler, a spokeswoman for Paragary Restaurant Group.

"When we don’t have it on the menu, we find people ask for it a lot," Wengler said.

At Esquire Grill, Spataro Restaurant & Bar, and Cosmo Cafe, the Paragary group-owned Northern California restaurants all offer burgers on the same menu with grilled lamb loin chops with olive tapenade, pan-seared petrale sole and ahi tuna with yam puree.

Morton’s, the fine-dining steakhouse chain, offers Morton’s prime burger at lunch. Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck confides that his mini-cheesburgers go faster than anything else at Academy Awards parties. At French Laundry in Yountville, Calif., where diners shell out $240 for dinners, chef Thomas Keller is planning a separate burger joint.

Burgers, even with freshly ground beef and trimmings such as caramelized onions and truffle cheese, can ring up for half the price of other entrees.

Nationwide, the number of restaurants overall offering burgers has increased by more than 4 percent since 2005, but in the fine-dining category, burgers jumped nearly 19 percent during the same time span, according to data-research company Datassential.

During a down economy, diners look for value and comfort in food, said Maeve Webster, a managing director for the Los Angeles-based company.

"Absolutely, comfort food takes center stage," she said.

Not that a burger is a burger is a burger.

In a fine-dining setting, diners can expect premium details, such as freshly ground rib eye at Esquire Grill.

"It’s not what, but how it’s offered," Webster said.

At the new Chef’s Table in Rocklin, Calif., which focuses on local and organic ingredients, David Hill offers his Vande Rose Farms Hereford burger on ciabatta, which can be topped with applewood bacon and white cheddar and perhaps a side of pesto fries.

"It was definitely about price points," said Hill, owner and chef.

But it is also about offering popular food with contemporary sensibilities and prime ingredients, said Hill, who has been open for four months.

At Formoli’s Bistro in east Sacramento, chef and owner Aimal Formoli had to put his lunch burger — the $10 whiskey burger — on his dinner menu after it proved popular.

The economy is a factor, but Formoli also believes that a new generation of diners who grew up on burgers are becoming "foodies" educated by cable-television shows.

"As chefs, we’re gearing toward that," he said.

In the small dining room just off Formoli’s open kitchen, JoAnn Peters recently lunched on the burger that comes with crisp fries.

"If I’m going to eat a burger, it’s got to be good," said Peters, who was intrigued by the whiskey and peppers used to make the burger.

Not really a fast-food burger fan, Peters said she appreciates the setting and the quality and the opportunity to "blow some calories" after a long, hard week.

"Don’t tell my doctor," she whispered.

After fine dining, the next largest restaurant category to add more burgers is midscale, family-style dining, like a Denny’s, said Webster from Datassential. The burger offerings in that category have increased 5 percent in the past four years.

Denny’s burger is second in popularity to its Grand-Slam breakfast, but there was room for improvement, said John Dillon, a spokesman.

The restaurant recently rolled out its Better Burger, a hand-formed patty with an almost scientifically calculated bun-to-meat ratio, Dillon said. Coupled with new wavy fries and a soft drink, the burger sells for $6.99.

"People are looking for value, but it’s more than just price. They’re looking for an experience they can’t get at home," Dillon said.

Even mid-scale staples like Denny’s are responding to a new, older consumer with a more sophisticated palate, Webster said.

Burgers have always been the most frequently ordered entree, said Harry Balzer, an industry analyst with the NPD Group in New York. At lunch, 23 percent of diners will order them; at dinner, 16 percent, he said.

What is different is the variety and kinds of restaurants that offer burgers, he said.

"Everyone has their own twist," he said.

Not quite everyone.

At Biba Restaurant, the award-winning, acclaimed menu of owner Biba Caggiano doesn’t really have room for a burger, she said.

"We don’t have burgers in Italy," she said. "There’s nothing wrong with a wonderful hamburger, and there is a place for it," she said. "I don’t think it’s my place."

Source: Boston Herald

Denny's Has New Burgers; But Are They Better?

Posted by Dr. James McSaddle | Labels: , | Posted On Friday, October 23, 2009 at 3:35 PM

Denny's Better Burgers Really Are, Well, Better

Just Don't Get Too Hungry If You're Black or Gay, Because They Might Not Serve You

This week I reached out for a new Western Burger, one of five new "Better Burgers" from Denny's that are " too good to eat on the run" ... meaning too hoity-toity to pass through a drive-thru window to the downtrodden masses.


Denny's has totally upgraded its burger portfolio with these new Better Burgers, and I'm sensing an attitude from America's all-night diner, with 1,500 restaurants coast-to-coast. All of a sudden, Denny's is bragging about its ingredients and daring the burger bully boys to a throwdown. Here's news: The big deal at Denny's is quality.

Here's the Western Burger blueprint: a thick, hand-pressed beef patty, tangy steak sauce, crunchy onion thingies, melted Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and red onion slices on a sesame seed bun.

Total calories: 1,160. Fat grams: 65. Carbs: 79. Fiber: 4. Manufacturer's suggested retail price: $8.29 (includes newfangled wavy-cut fries or hash browns or dippable veggie sticks and a Coke.)

Denny's other Better Burgers are a Double Cheeseburger, Bacon Cheddar Burger, Mushroom Swiss Burger and Classic Cheeseburger. The Classic Cheeseburger is $6.99 for the meal, and the price rises as the toppings get more creative.

I picked the Western Burger, because I'm not neutral about Swiss cheese. It's my favorite, and I love those little onion crunchies, too. More important, everything on my burger was prepared when I ordered it. Nothing was loitering under a heat lamp in a holding tank. The burger was delivered to my table exactly perfect. Hey, now that's new and improved. The drive-throughs should take note.

Whenever I hear a company brag "new and improved," I always wonder, "Exactly what was so bad about your old product?" Of course, they never answer.
Until now. Denny's is up front about it. Their old burgers ... not so good.
For example, Denny's says its new burgers are made with "100-percent seasoned beef (.5 percent salt) for a better burger experience." Its old burgers?
"They were flavored with a mixture of five seasonings resulting in an unnatural taste."

The new burgers are "hand-pressed on the grill for natural homemade texture, better flavor, and they're customized for perfect thickness." Its old burgers? "They were grilled from pre-formed patties resulting in a tighter, tougher texture and significantly reduced juiciness."

There are way more upgrades to Denny's Better Burgers. Now Denny's is using thicker, creamier cheese for a more consistent melt. The old burgers had thin slices that didn't melt evenly and didn't exactly pack a lot of flavor.

The veggie toppings are thicker, fresher and crispier. And now the bun is dry toasted, instead of slathering it with margarine, which sogged up the burger and added unnecessary calories and fat.

This is the kind of detail I appreciate as a fast food fan: Denny's burger ratio is now 33 percent meat to 67 percent bun, instead of the old, bread-heavy 25 percent to 75 percent. That means you're getting more bang and burger for your buck. I like when the burger sticks out from all sides of the bun, and I don't need to hire a Sherpa to find the meat.

Source: Houston Chronicle

Japan's Septuplet Whopper

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The Windows 7 Whopper

This Burger Will Make Your Heart Crash Like Windows 7 Will Crash Your PC!

America may be the home of the corporate tie-in and super-sized fast food. But Japan may have just outdone the US in both fields.

In honor of Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system, Burger King has served up a seven-patty burger. This mighty monolith of meat, more than five inches tall, will only be available for seven days – and only in Japan.

The Windows 7 burger favors the early birds. Each day, the first 30 customers get the Whopper for 777 Yen (about $8.50). Stragglers must pay closer to $17. But if you feast upon one for breakfast, you’d best avoid food for the rest of the day. The Whopper packs in about 2,100 calories – more than you should eat in an entire day, according to the FDA.

Burger King and Microsoft have had cross-promotions in the past. In 2006, Burger King offered $4 Xbox 360 games featuring the restaurant chain’s King mascot.

Both campaigns are fun, yet not quite as clever as Apple’s attacks against Windows 7.

Source: The Christian Science Monitor